“Won’t you come with me, baby?
I’ll take you where you wanna go
And if it don’t work out
You’ll be the first to know.”
- Bob Dylan



Would it shock you to learn that you’ve been an experiment of mine? I am a scientist and for the last two years I have been studying you closely. Falling in love in a vacuum isn’t an easy thing to manage, there are so many variables to factor in and it took longer than I anticipated to gain your trust. I’ve just applied for more funding to continue my work: I am trying to break your heart.