things we knew already

Your Future Wife Your future wife just graduated from university and plays the cello. She has long, toned legs and a birthmark on her left butt cheek that her first serious boyfriend said looked like a swan about to take flight. Her parents were born and raised on The Island, and they love your good manners and safe, acceptable way of dressing. She boasts to friends about your excellent cooking, and how dedicated you are to CrossFit. Words by Erin Klassen. Art by Melanie Lambrick.  

Your Future Wife

Your future wife just graduated from university and plays the cello. She has long, toned legs and a birthmark on her left butt cheek that her first serious boyfriend said looked like a swan about to take flight. Her parents were born and raised on The Island, and they love your good manners and safe, acceptable way of dressing. She boasts to friends about your excellent cooking, and how dedicated you are to CrossFit.

Words by Erin Klassen. Art by Melanie Lambrick.